*wakes up* what the fuck

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College be like


Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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me at 4am: who am i



why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via shinjuku-district)



In Toy Story 3,  there is a reference to the Pixar movie Up in Andy’s bedroom. There is a postcard from Carl and Ellie on Andy’s pushpin board. 

Imagine if even after Ellie died, Carl and Andy still communicated. And Carl told Andy that he made a new friend named Russell. Andy then decided to give his toys to Russell instead of Bonnie and I could live peacefully again.